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Now you can get Daniel Stephen Johnson Dot Com merchandise with THREE different slogans!

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Our Jewish friends asked us to make this shirt, so it's totally NOT anti-Semitic! However, PLEASE NOTE: if you aren't Jewish and wear this shirt, you're an asshole. INSTEAD, you should probably go with

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this one. Oh hot dog now aren't you cool.

Or finally, check out our brand NEW design, inspired by good friend Fake Arvo Pärt:

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We all agree that you would look awfully nice in that.