Sunday, April 5, 2009
Oh No, This Is the Worst Promotional Item Ever
"Why don't we give out matches?"
"Great idea! Everybody needs matches. And it'll be a hit with those ghetto kids. They're always..."
"Ha ha, oh you're bad!"
"Wait, isn't one of these guys dead or something? Isn't this, like, a post-..."
"Posthumous, yeah! Like Biggie. Yeah, good thinking, let's put something on there, that's a big selling point."
DIGNIFIED. Annnnnd, scene.
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