WHERE ARE THE REMIXES

I fully expect these to be mashed up with a Lil' Wayne track by Monday morning, or some heads are gonna roll. Don't let me down. (Of course, the real story here is that our President is such a nerd he can say "You ain't my bitch!" and still sound like he's leading a pack of Cub Scouts to the zoo. Link via Wonkette.) IMPORTANT UPDATE! We have a winner! Or we would, if this were a contest. Loyal reader Garrett apologizes for taking so long to submit this, our first and only entry. And I apologize for... well, for everything you're about to hear. Whatever, it cracked me up. (And Lil' Wayne really is excellent, isn't he?) NSFW, unless you work someplace where you can both make fun of our sexy nerd President and listen to music with a lot of swears:

Rock a Milli

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